Daggerverse - Domesticity of a Kind
Feb. 11th, 2015 12:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
he_that_stands_it_nowIt's kind of funny, really.
Once upon a time, he was a brainwashed Soviet assassin. Before that, he was a 'kid' hero sidekick to Captain America himself in the depths of the second World War. Occasionally, he goes out to HYDRA sites that he remembers the location to and blows the living shit out of them. Even more occasionally, he babysits his boyfriend's kids while said boyfriend-slash-god is out doing work for people who don't fucking deserve him, as far as this champion is concerned.
At the moment, he's prepping some meat for Fenrir, defrosting some mice for Jormungand, and breaking apart some hay for Slepnir. Thankfully, food prep for a puppy, a 'boa constrictor' and a miniature horse is not all that difficult. Also thankfully, no one in the apartment building has caught on that any of them are there; the building doesn't even allow cats, after all.
And all of that, all of it, is funny. Also delightful, amazing, ridiculous, and occasionally sad. But mostly, it's just funny.
Once upon a time, he was a brainwashed Soviet assassin. Before that, he was a 'kid' hero sidekick to Captain America himself in the depths of the second World War. Occasionally, he goes out to HYDRA sites that he remembers the location to and blows the living shit out of them. Even more occasionally, he babysits his boyfriend's kids while said boyfriend-slash-god is out doing work for people who don't fucking deserve him, as far as this champion is concerned.
At the moment, he's prepping some meat for Fenrir, defrosting some mice for Jormungand, and breaking apart some hay for Slepnir. Thankfully, food prep for a puppy, a 'boa constrictor' and a miniature horse is not all that difficult. Also thankfully, no one in the apartment building has caught on that any of them are there; the building doesn't even allow cats, after all.
And all of that, all of it, is funny. Also delightful, amazing, ridiculous, and occasionally sad. But mostly, it's just funny.
